Description
It seemed fine at the time.
You needed to understand a contract. Google Translate said it was about “the party of the first part agreeing to the luminous cheese.” You signed anyway. It was probably fine.
Wear this as a warning to others. Or as a tribute to all the documents you’ve signed abroad without fully understanding what you agreed to. We’ve all been there. We just don’t all have the shirt.
🖨️ What’s on the back? “Understanding Everything Matters” — because it really, genuinely does.
🏷️ Inside the collar: “We Got You!”
✅ Bella + Canvas premium quality — soft, fitted, built to last
✅ Available in 5 colours
✅ Printed on demand — made specifically for you
✅ 🎁 Every purchase includes a FREE telmyfriends call bundle
telmyfriends — for when the stakes are too high to risk a mistranslation.
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Lightweight and honest—this tee speaks for the globe-trotting, linguistically curious person who leans on tech and humor to navigate the world. A crisp crew neck and clean silhouette keep attention on the bold statement across the chest: “Google Translate Is My Lawyer.” On the back, a small, tongue-in-cheek illustration hints at the international misadventures that inspired it. Wear it on travel days, at casual meetups with multilingual friends, or when you need a confident, amused icebreaker. The shirt feels soft against the skin, breathes well during long layovers, and layers easily under jackets for cooler evenings. It’s for people who solve puzzles, laugh at awkward translations, and celebrate the imperfect magic of getting by in another language.
INCLUDES 5-Minute Call Bundle FREE!
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable, soft wear
– Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a classic, neat look
– Side seams and shoulder twill tape for improved shape retention and durability
– Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified materials
– Multiple print methods used depending on location (DTF or DTG) for crisp, detailed designs on chest and sleeves
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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